Nails - the basement remodel
- Sam Darling

- Aug 16
- 2 min read
Maybe I am a foolish biscuit and I should have monetized my journey. I'm easily 50% finished with our basement remodel and it's been a journey but instead of getting clever and setting up a time lapse for you all to share in our sweaty summer I will write the occasional update here instead.
I know. C’est l’école qui est très vieille.
Visualize me digging out tonnes of soil and passing it through a basement window to shift dirt via our weekly city garbage pick up like we're extras in The Great Escape. Picture me vacuuming out a century of cobwebs from the rafters. That took several days. Now picture li'l ol' me hanging by a pair of needle-nose pliers or crowbar from said rafters as I laboriously pull dozens of giant iron nails from the beams. All of them precariously at forehead height before we removed the dirt to lower the floor / raise the ceiling.

But my question remains and I pose it to you. Iron nail overkill. The beams were polka-dotted with these giant nails and I spent hours pulling them out. (Followed by dragon boat practice because rawr I want the muscular arms.) The house was built in 1921. Why did they require such giant nails and what in the world were they securing on these beams anyway?

I wonder what they kept on these nails. What manner of wires or sides of beef.
Prior to our recent digging, the basement area we affectionally call "the dirt room" was a mere crawl space where we had to hunch over to go inside. Cleaning out the sump pump turned into a filthy adventure.
I'm excited to share more of the journey with you but meanwhile I continue to pull these from the beams. I hear the distinctive squeak of iron unwillingly sliding against old dry wood in my dreams.
But I admit, there's something thrilling about suspending my weight from one of these nails and feeling it finally shift.





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