Sanity for Hire
You’ve got a problem. A mess. A mystery. A story that won’t land, a system that won’t scale, a brand that doesn’t know what the hell it’s saying.
I fix it.
Fast and usually with fewer meetings than you think.
What I do (in simple terms)
Make you sound smarter. Copywriting, ghostwriting, pitch decks, bios, content strategy.
Find the problems and fix them.
Workflow audits, digital cleanup, CRM/website overhauls, funnel builds.
Make your art/comms/foundation run like it’s got a brain.
Especially if you're working in theatre, education, health, or the cultural sector.
Arts orgs drowning in legacy chaos.
Neurodivergent founders who don’t want fluff.
Nonprofits that almost work Publishers who need sharp manuscript help.
Startups looking for voice, not vibes.
You, if you’re tired of hiring people who need to be managed.
My Secret Sauce
Thirty years of experience across Hollywood, publishing, UX, digital ops.
Bilingual (EN/FR), cross-border (US/CDN/EU), and allergic to jargon.
Neurodivergent, disabled, and weirdly good at seeing what’s broken.
I get results fast. And then I teach you how to keep them going.
Need Me for a One-Off? You can book me for: Sanity Sessions: 1:1 “what’s going wrong and how to fix it” consults.
Ghost gigs: Need a white-label strategist or writer? Done.
Narration gigs: Yes, I can sound like the voice in your head, but hotter.
Contact
Want to work together? Fill out the form / drop me a note / call me. Whatever is freaking you out, I can help you. Let’s get your chaos under control.